3 STARS
In âWar Dogs,â the new film from âThe Hangoverâ director Todd Phillips, war profiteer David Packouz (Miles Teller) describes how arms dealers think. We see a soldier in battle, he sees $17,500, the cost of outfitting G.I. Joe with weapons and gear. âWar is an economy,â he says. âAnyone who tells you otherwise is either in on it or stupid.â
When we first meet Packouz he is a 20-something massage therapist and father-to-be barely making ends meet. His fortunes change when his childhood friend Efraim Diveroli (Jonah Hill) recruits him to sell weapons to the U.S. military.
Taking advantage of new rules regarding the allocation of military funds, they bid on small contracts, profiting on deals that arenât big enough to attract the attention of huge players like Halliburton. âI live on crumbs like a rat,â says Diveroli, âand when you're dealing with the Pentagon you can live on crumbs.â
Itâs a lucrative business. Claiming âwe're not pro war, weâre pro money,â they soon have matching Miami condos, Porsches and an appetite to get a bigger slice of the âgold rush in Iraq.â
Enter Henry Girard (Bradley Cooper), a legendary arms dealer rumoured to have sold the government the rope used to hang Saddam Hussein. With his shady connectionsââThis is the job,â Efraim says, âto do the business with people and places in the U.S. can't deal with directly.ââ David and Efraim make the biggest deal of their lives, a $300-million contract to arm the Afghan Military.
It is smooth sailing until they realize theyâre in over their heads with greed and hubris.
Based on Guy Lawsonâs 2011 Rolling Stone article âThe Stoner Arms Dealers,â the main hurdle âWar Dogsâ faces is the obnoxious nature of its main characters. David and Efraim are, to varying degrees, not likeable but luckily Teller and Hill make sure they are watchable.
Teller plays David as a guy caught up in the fast pace even though heâs in way over his head. Of the two bros, heâs the everyman, the character weâre meant to identify with and the actor makes us understandâbut probably not agree withâhis choices.
He makes terrible decisions and it takes him too long to grasp the moral and legal repercussions of his actions (MILD SPOILER ALERT) but at least he eventually does.
Hill has a steeper mountain to climb. By definition the term âwar dogsâ refers to âbottom feeders to make money off war without ever stepping foot on the battlefield,â and Efraim, a fast talking âScarfaceâ aficionado, lives up to the description. He is a self-described âUgly American,â a borderline sociopath for whom belligerence is a default setting.
The unhinged nature of the character and Hillâs venal glee in playing up the worst in human nature keeps âWar Dogsâ interesting even when the filmmaking gets choppy.
âWar Dogsâ is an odd beast. Itâs a star-driven message movie that condemns the Pentagon procurement process while balancing elements of satire and intrigue. Films like âThe Big Shortâ breathe the same air, but take deeper breaths. Phillips has made a film that entertains but remains a character study rather than a searing, insiderâs look at the business of war.